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Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Teaching Or Educational Quotes



Knowledge exists to be
 imparted.


-Emerson
"The only
 educational aspect of television is that it puts the repair man's kids th

rough
college."
Joan Welsh



The teacher is one who
 makes two ideas grow here only one grew before.
- Elbert Hubbard


I care not what subject

is taught, if only it be taught well.
- T.H.Huxley

I do not teach. I

relate.

- Montaigne

Imagination is more

important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world

Albert Einstein
When a teacher calls a
 boy by his entire name, it means trouble.
- Mark Twain


Training is everything.
 The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a
 college education.
- Mark Twain
In the first place God
 made idiots. This was for practice.
 Then he made school boards.
- Mark Twain



Nothing grieves a child
 more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.
- E.C. McKenzie

Some student drink at
 the fountain of knowledge.
 Others just gargle.
- E.C. McKenzie

Education helps you
 earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.
- E. C. McKenzie

Schoolteachers are not
 fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.
- E. C. McKenzie

Sign on a High School
 bulletin board in Dallas:
 Free every Monday through Friday--
 knowledge. Bring your own containers.
- E. C. McKenzie

Education is wonderful
 - it helps you worry about things all over the world.
- Joey Adams

In elementary school,
many a true word is spoken in guess.
- Henny Youngman

A good education is the
next best thing to a pushy mother.
- Charles Shultz (Peanuts)

It is hard to convince
a high school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult
 than those of algebra and geometry.
- Edgar W. Howe

I was raised in a small
town. It was so small that our school taught driver's education and sex
 education in the same car.
- Mary Sue Terry

 
  
Good teaching is
one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin

Education is simply the
soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another.
- G. K. Chesteron

I'm not rushing into
being in love.
 I'm finding 4th Grade hard enough.
- Regina who is age 10.

 
  
Once I'm done with
kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
- Tommy, Age 5

 
  
When I was in school,
 one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher,
 "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
- Milton Berle

It was a tough school.
 The kids on the debating team took steroids!
- Milton Berle

One teacher recently
 retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring,
 dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the
 students.  That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of
 a rich uncle.
- Milton Berle

The human brain is
 special.  It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until
 you get to school.
- Milton Berle

For every studen with a
 spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
- Milton Berle

Nowadays, when a
 speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs---is that a promise or a
 threat?
- Milton Berle

Education is what
 survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
- B.F. Skinner

Education will broaden
 a narrow mind, but there is no known cure for a big head.
- J. Graham

Quite frankly, teachers
 are the only profession that teach our children.
- Dan Quale

It is noble to teach
oneself, but still nobler to teach others - and less trouble.
- Mark Twain

Teaching consists of
equal parts perspiration, inspiration and resignation.
- Susan Ohanian

If you think education
 is expensive --- try ignorance!
- Derek Bok

My history teacher was
so old, he taught from memory.
- Henny Youngman

Too often we give our
children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
- Roger Lewin

 
  
America's future walks
through the doors of our schools each day.
- Mary Jean Le Tendre

I quit school in the
 5th Grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't
 spell it.
- Rocky Graziano

The object of teaching
 a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.
- Elbert Hubbard

I forgot when I was
 taught. I only remember wheat I have learned.

 Patrick White
Treat a man as he is
 and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be and he will
 become as he can and should be.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A great teacher never
 strives to explain his vision.
 He simply invites you to stand beside him and see for yourself.
- R. Inman

We judge ourselves by
 what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have done.
- Henry Woodsworth Longfellow

God forgive me for
 having thought it possible that a schoolmaster could be out and out a rational
 being.
- Sir Walter Scott

Education can get you
the only thing that really matters in today's world---an assigned parking space.
- Gene Perret

The toughest thing
 about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.
- Joey Adams

No wonder the teacher
 knows so much; she has the book.
- Edgar Watson Howe

I'd like to say a few
 words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education---show and
 tell.
 Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family
 secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.
- Robert Orben

You can get help from
 teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in
 a room.
- Theodore Geisel (aka Dr. Seuss)

True terror is to wake
 up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
- Kurt Vonnegut

A Minneapolis,
 Minnesota high school teacher hung this sign under the clock in her classroom.
 "Time will pass...Will you?"
- James E. Myers

You got to be careful
if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
- Yogi Bera

I've always tried to be
aware of what I say in my films, because all of us who make motion pictures are
 teachers -- teachers with very loud voices.
- George Lucas

A teacher is a person
 who used to think he liked children.
- Joey Adams

Teachers can change
 lives with just the right mix of chalk and challenges.
- Joyce A. Myers

One of the troubles of
the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red
 schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
- Bennet Cerf

The carefully fostered
 theory that schoolwork can be made easy and enjoyable breaks down as soon as
 anything, however trivial, has to be learned.
- Agnes Repplier

As the youngsters grow
 attached to their teachers and classmates...they can finally say goodbye to
 their mothers without reenacting the death scene from Camille.
- Sue Mittenthal

Teaching has ruined
 more American novelists thank drink.
- Gore Vidal

Everybody is ignorant,
only on different subjects.
- Will Rogers

Academic vows:
 Poverty, Bibliography, and Jargon.
- Leo Rosten

We need programs that
 will teach athletes how to spell "jump shot" rather than how to shoot
 it.
- Larry Hawkins

A good teacher has been
defined as one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
- Thomas J. Carruthers

What a teacher doesn't
 say...is a telling part of what a student hears.
- Maurice Natanson

A good teacher, like a
 good entertainer, first must hold his audience's attention. Then he can teach
 his lesson.
- Hendrik John Clarke

Sixty years ago I knew
 everything; now I know nothing; education is a progressive discovery of our own
 ignorance.
- Will Durant

There must be such a
thing as a child with average ability; but, you can't find a parent who will
 admit that it is his child.
- Thomas Bailey

Education is a
 wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.
- Rita Mae Brown

Stand firm in your
 refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is
 no such a thing as algebra.
- Fran Leibowitz

The mediocre teacher
 tells.
 The good teacher explains.
  
 The superior teacher demonstrates.
 The great teacher inspires.
- William Arthur Ward

 
  
Education is...hanging
around until you've caught on.
- Robert Frost

A lot of fellows
0nowadays have a B.A., M.D. or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

Fats Domino
A 5 yr. old's
definition of nursery school:
 "A place where they teach children who hit, not to hit,
 and children who don't hit, to hit back."

James E. Myers
 
  
 I'm never going to be a movie star. But then, in all probability, Liz Taylor is
 never going to teach First and Second Grade.
- Mary J. Wilson

Knowledge comes, but
 wisdom lingers.
- Tennyson

 
  
Minds are like
parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- Thomas Dewar

Wisdom is one treasure
 that no thief can touch.
- Japanese Proverb

The eggs do not teach
 the hen.
- Russian Proverb

Children have more need
of models than of critics.
- Joubert

Education to be
 successful, must not only inform but inspire.
- T. Sharper Knowlson

A smart mother suggests
 that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he
 bring a couple of aspirins.
-

 Evan Esar
The secret of teaching
 is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon.
- Anonymous

Puberty is the period
 when students stop asking questions and begin to question answers.
- Anonymous

There is no crisis to
 which academics will not respond with a seminar.
- Anonymous

There is only one thing
that costs more than education today,
 the lack of it.

- Anonymous
If the cost of
education continues to rise, education will become as expensive as ignorance.
- Phi Delta Kappan

The more whimsical and
 cantankerous a teacher's grading system, the less the chance of her being
 replaced by an Apple II computer.
- Art Peterson

More people than ever
 before are graduated, but
 not educated.
- Robert Gunderson

Good teachers cost a
 lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.
- Evan Esar

A college degree and a
 teaching certificate define a person as a teacher; but, it takes hard work and
 dedication to be one.
- Paul McClure

"A
teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
-Henry Brooks Adams

Spoon
feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E.M. Forster

You send a boy to school in order to make friends--the right sort.
 Virginia Woolf
There is a brilliant child locked inside every student."
 Marva Collins

"The
 mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher
 0demonstrates. The great teacher inspires."
-William Arthur Ward

"Ever
 wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
John Mendosa.

"The
art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery."
--Mark Van Doren

"Good
 teaching is one-forth preparation and three-fourths theatre."
 Gail Godwin 

"Better
 than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher."
--Japanese proverb

Education
 is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
B.F. Skinner

"Information
 is the currency of democracy."
-Ralph Nader

"Anyone
 who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps
 learning stays young."
-Henry Ford

teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
Henry B. Adams

"In
 a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of
 us would have to settle for something less."
-Lee Iacocca

"Be
 all that you can be. Find your future--as a teacher."
-Madeline Fuchs Holzer

I was
asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it
 refused to be insulted in that manner.
 
Aleister Crowley

  
"Education
is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire."
   
William Butler Yeats


"The
function of the child is to live his own life - not the life that his anxious
 parents think he should live."
A.S. Neil
"What
 sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul."
Joseph Addison

"I'm
a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being
 unemployed."
Bruce Lee.

 
  
 "The only dumb question is the question you don't ask."
 Paul MacCready

Education is hanging around until you've caught on.
Robert Frost

Education...has
 produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
 reading.
Trevelyan
"You
 know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if
 you have lost a friend."
Paul Sweeney

"An
encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order."
Mike Barfield.

"We
 spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and
 talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up."
Phyllis Diller

"I
 hate quotations."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Educated
 men are as much superior to uneducated men as the living are to the dead."
Aristotle

"A teacher's day is one-half bureaucracy, one-half crisis, one-half monotony, and
 one-eightieth epiphany. Never mind the arithmetic."
Susan Ohanian

Nothing
 grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he
 wasn't supposed to."
E.C. McKenzie

"Some
 kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do
 all the work."
Milton Berle
"It
 is hard to convince a high school student that he will encounter a lot of
 problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry."
Edgar W. Howe

"The
 true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence."
A.B. Alcott

"Education
 will broaden a narrow mind, but there is no known cure for a big head."
J. Graham

"The
 0perfect method of learning is analogous to infection.
 It enters and spreads."
Leo Stein

"I
 am teaching...It's kind of like having a love affair with a rhinoceros."
Anne Sexton

"I
am always ready to learn although,
 I do not always like being taught."
Winston Churchill

"Schoolteachers
are not fully appreciated by parents
 until it rains all day Saturday."

E.C. McKenzie
"Don't
despair of a student if he has one clear idea."
Nathanial Emmons

"It
is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot irreverence to
 their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question
 it."

Jacob Bronowski
"Too
 often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve."
Roger Lewin

"America's
 future walks trough the doors of our schools each day."
Mary Jean Le Tendre

"The
object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his
 teacher."
Elbert Hubbard

"I
forget what I was taught.
 I only remember what I have learned."
Patrick White

"Education:
A succession of eye-openers each involving the repudiation of some previously
 held belief." 

George Bernard Shaw
"A teacher should be sparing of his smile."
William Cowper


"Education
is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know,
 about something you do not want to know."
G.K. Chesterton

"Much
that passes for education...is not education at all but ritual.
 The fact is that we are being educated when we know it least."
David P. Gardner

"Everybody
 is ignorant, only on different subjects."
Will Rogers

 
  
 "A teacher's constant task is to take a roomful of live wires and see to it
 that they're grounded."
E.C. Mckenzie

"A
good teacher has been defined as one who makes himself progressively
 unnecessary."
Thomas J. Carruthers

"The
aim of education should be to teach the child to think,
 not what to think."
John Dewey

"What
a teacher doesn't say...is a telling part of what a student  hears."
Maurice Natanson

"Teaching
 is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition."
Jacques Barzun

"There
must be such a thing as a child with average ability;
 But, you can't find a parent who will admit that it is his child."
Thomas Bailey

"If
we succeed in giving the love of learning,
 the learning itself is sure to follow."
Sir John Lubbock


"Education
can not be conferred.
 Whether in school or out, learning is a do-it-yourself proposition."
Wheeler McMillen


"Thinking
is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in
 it."
Henry Ford

"Minds
 are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."
Thomas Dewar

"Wisdom
is one treasure that no thief can touch."
Japanese Proverb

"Children
have more need of models, than of critics."
Joubert

"Good
teachers never say anything. What they do is create the conditions under which
 learning takes place."
S.I. Hayakawa

"Education,
 to be successful, must not only inform, but inspire."
T. Sharper Knowlson

"Experience
is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience."
Evan Esar

"It is not the IQ but the I WILL that is most important in education."
Anonymous
 

"If the cost of education continues to rise, education will become as expensive as
Ignorance."
Phi Delta Kappan

"Encourage
 spontaneity...by regularly scheduling creative activities."
Art Peterson

"Inside
every C+ student is a B- student trying to get out."
Art Peterson


"Back
in the old days, it was the student rather than the teacher who had to explain
 why they could not read."
Cy N. Peace

"Knowledge
 is like money. If you keep quiet about it, people will think you've got more
 than you have."
Anonymous
"Education
 makes people easy to lead but difficult to drive;
 easy to govern, but impossible to enslave."
Lord Brougham

"To
teach is to learn twice over."
Joseph Joubert

"Experience
is a hard teacher because she gives the test first,
 the lesson afterward."
Vernon Law

"Books are not men and yet they are alive.
 They are man's memory and his aspiration,
 the link between his present and his past,
 the tools he builds with."
Stephen V. Benet

"A college degree and a teaching certificate define a person
 as a teacher, but it takes hard work and dedication to be one."
                                                                          Paul McClure